Rap Adventure

Rap 1: Word for Word.

You. How’s it going? What is new. Is that a bird? OMG, man. It’s OMG Man.
Soo, now shit’s blowing. Shut this, Boo. Tis fat is word? OMG, Friend. Shit’s, OMG, 100 grand!

Too expensive for me, dear friend. This is where we must part without transaction. No deal for real.
You retentive bore, see/hear it end. Miss, was who me lust. Heart, I shout, relaxation. Yo, for real: When we will.

“I am OMG Man. Feeear my wind. It’s no breeze. I’ll freeze your brain or drive you insane. Head my message, clear and plain.”
“Why a song fan? Here, I grind. Yet you, disease, will seize for rain nor live to gain. Read my passage. Near send Rain.”

“I am Rain. You are evil. Now be destroyed by my dagger hail. It is time to deploy two.”
“I say it again. You are evil. Why flee, employed, fly by a longer hell? We are here to destroy you.”

Two can not stop me. I will defeat you. I will rob you. You’re dead, old theme, cuz of you.” Enter door: Rattle.
You will soon drop, see. Why, still you repeat? Why, still, with the kung fu? Wuzzzzzzz Tooooooo Why-ooooooo! Prepare for battle.

Rap 2: Disturbed

You. Soo,
How’s it going? Now shit’s blowing.
What is new. Shut this, Boo.
Is that a bird? Tis fat is word?
It’s OMG Man. OMG Friend. Shit’s, OMG, 100 grand!

Too expensive for, dear friend. You retentive bore, see/hear it end.
This. Miss,
is where we must part. Miss, was who me lust. Heart
Without, I shout, transaction, relaxation.
No deal for real. Yo, for real: When we will.

“I am OMG Man. Why a song fan?
Feeear my wind. Here, I grind.
It’s no breeze. Yet you disease,

I’ll freeze your brain. Will seize for rain.

or drive you insane
nor live to gain.

Head my message,
Read my passage.

clear and plain.”
Near send Rain.”

“I am Rain.
“I say it again.

You are evil.
You are evil.

Now be destroyed
Why flee, employed,

by my dagger hail.
fly by a longer hell?

It is time to deploy two.”
We are here to destroy you”

Two can not stop me.
You will soon drop, see.

I will defeat you.
Why, still you repeat?

You’re dead, old theme, cuz of you.”
Why, still with the kung fu? Wuzzzzzzz Tooooooo Why-ooooooo!

Enter door: Rattle/
Prepare for battle.