Things A Bad Guy Would Say

I am the sounds you hear off to a distance late at night.

I am the ghost you see near your bed.

I am the one who slew the nation of Aplocotopia, and…

AND now, I am here to slay you and your friends. Come now. Step closer so I may kill you with dignity.

You will never defeat me!

I am going to cook your heart for my next meal!

You must choose; is it your life or her life?

(your life) Then you shall be the one to die.

(her life) Then you will both die. I do have honor after all.

I’m joking. I’ll kill you both either way of course.

“Something Personal,” I laugh. Ha! HA ha ha HA ha!

So you see now. I must kill you for slowing my operations to take over the world, and her for becoming a witness.

My plans are all superior to your meek ideas…

This could be the best moment of your life. Just accept the pain. It won’t remain much longer.

How did you escape? I knew I should have locked the door.

MY INTESTINES!!! OH, YOUR QUITE THE QUIET QUICK KILLER!

Stop them!… Stop…them….

OHHHHhhh!!!! The pain! YES!!!

Ugggh….

STOP THEM!!!!!

Ok. I’m dead now.

MOMMY!

uggg….

……

What’s this? No bright lights? Why is this? Creatures a flight. We swarm with and every way. How did I get here? I need to find the exit but which way? They fight, they scream, they cry. The shred, they bite. Mine the dread. I can not see the sun. Is it the day, in a world of no light, or just night. Oh! Well, what a fright, and yet, a magnificent delight being on the side of the table of one of slight plight. I think I can get used to hell. It seems to fit just right…

I have found what does seem to be some sort of beam or light. I can’t recall seeing this in a dream so how can this be something that is currently being seen?

It holds a power. It draws me near. I have found my answers now and here!

It opens a gate. I hold a sense of fear. What is that noise. It’s growing near!

Upon the shadows of the dark, a beast jumps forth and in front of me.

It snarls. It drools. I look for an escape but see only red bloody pools.

I think of a friend; the best one I had before the motions set place that led to this end.

Suddenly… Now there are two of me.

We can take on this battle; you the good and I the forgotten.

Hold it down with your eyes and your heart, and I’ll do the other part.

I create a dark force. It grew in me when I entered this death that leaves my corpse rotten.

Do you have him my other self? Do you understand the power I behold and what in store for us it lies?

I am the one who owns this place now! My power is the new source!

“Powers unfold and do as you are told.” Withering; this beast. “Turn his bones into yeast so that you and I may feast, my other self.”

Stop what you are doing. I am the leader and you, I am pursuing.

so then I stuck a sword through its greasy belly.

I’m hungry now. I think I’ll make a hot dish.